About Brioche

Brioche’s Dating Profile (Currently accepting applications for Forever Human) Name: Brioche Age: 5 months Weight: 30 lbs of rising potential Profession: Full-Time Investigator / Part-Time Carb About Me Hi. I’m 87% curiosity, 10% zoomies, and 3% actual bread. I specialize in: Staring intensely at absolutely nothing Sprinting toward it anyway Snorting when snacks appear Being an emotional support bakery item I was rescued from Michigan City Animal Control after being found as a stray (rude, honestly). Now I’m safe with the Guardians and preparing for my forever glow-up. http://jotform.us/form/43196636952162

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